Help wanted

I used to have stuff to write about, right? Well, okay, mostly I wrote about the Sox and whatever random-ass shit I came across, but now? I got nothing. I lost my funny somewhere between the Yankees series and actually being employed while being ... not employed. Also, it's hard to come across random shit when you rarely leave your house. And no, the umpteenth trip to Safeway doesn't count. Though I did have a lovely conversation about the Sox with the cashier due to my eco-friendly B-branded reusable grocery bag.