Times have changed

Today, I bought a candy bar for $1.29. And it wasn't even king-sized! Ridiculous, people. Also, I totally wouldn't have gotten it if I had known it was going to be that much. It was some weird Reeses crunch bar that was like a cross between a crunchy peanut butter cup and a Butterfinger. Bygones. The point is this: Candy is expensive, and I spent the better part of the last two weeks alternating between freelance work and Lego Batman. And last night, I completed that badboy with a quickness! 100 percent! Me and thousands of other 13-year-old boys rejoice.