When I'm 64

Between bursts of freelance work, I tend to work on puzzles. Yes, puzzles, like an 84-year-old woman. I can't help it: It clears my mind, plus it gives me a satisfied feeling like I've actually accomplished something in my day -- which I don't get from mundane things like cleaning the house or making dinner. When I'm actually 84, I'll probably do something cool, like go clubbing or make new friends or some such bullshit.