If you need me, I'll be in Egypt, near the river

No, no, no, no, no, no. No. Just no.

Update: Matt, Daunte, random guy off the street -- whoever they chose to play whilst Brady is out, I will support you. I will cheer for you. But know this: You, sir, are no Tom Brady. And you will never, ever be QB1.

Updated Update: I move that the NFL reschedule the 2008 football season to start in September 2009 or whenever Tommy can play again and not feel any pain and/or when they can promise that he will never, never have to make that face again.