One born every minute

I don't know what it is about shopping at a drugstore, but I am compelled to buy random shit. Take for instance, the Colgate 360 Sonic Power Toothbrush. Now why a weird vibration in your toothbrush is supposed to make your teeth cleaner, I don't know. But it was on sale! And I was at Walgreens! While I was at it, I added some new Crest ProHealth toothpaste, because, yes, when you're anxious, you worry about your teeth. Bygones. I am now prepared to face the world with teeth cleaned by the mysterious power of vibration and anti-everything toothpaste. And a few other items I may or may not have picked up along the way.