That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo

J.R. and I found a bakery: Hoffmann's, home of fine cakes and pastries. And I do mean fine. We especially recommend the Princess Torte, because holy mother of god, that is good. However, I'm pretty sure that no amount of treadmill action will work off that layer of marzipan. That goes straight to the ass, my friends.