Too much too little too late

I don't know what to do about tomorrow. My resources are stretched to the limits, as are my nerves. The Pats face the Chargers, the Sox face the MFY, it's game five of the WNBA finals, and the freakin' Emmys are on. I mean, really, people, is it too much to ask that they spread this shit around? Monday is completely open! Today doesn't have much going on. Tuesday? Nothing on Tuesday! My freaking DVR can't handle this much pressure, and I can't choose between them all. I'm actually contemplating taping the sporting events and chilling with the ladies and the dresses at the Emmys. Way less fucking pressure and way less chance of my head exploding like it did last night.