Technology is always the answer

What did we do before iTunes? Our lives were barren, miserable holes where you wanted to hear the Olivia Newton-John version of Jolene, but you couldn't. You couldn't! It was stuck in your head for days and days, and there was nothing you could do but borrow your mother's vinyl copy of Come On Over and then borrow her f-ing record player to listen to it. Life was sad then. Life is sad now, too, because you want to listen to the Olivia Newton-John version of Jolene, but less sad and with more fun toys.