Partied old Chi-town 'round

I'm heading out to Chicago today for a little bit of fun, and a whole lot of editor trash talk. Well, okay, thoughtful inquiry into the nature of our business and how to write better, improve our design, make people actually read our magazine, create pixie dust, etc. Hopefully, there will be pictures and updates to follow. Not pictures of the editing stuff, though. That's top secret. Also, fucking boring as hell. Bygones. Dave has already given me an impressive list of things to do/see, but let me know what you think is a must-do in the Windy City.