Case closed

Papelbon is back to being the closer for your Boston Red Sox. Sure, I'm a little disappointed not to see him start, but that's nothing compared to the joy (and goosebumps) that will be in full force when he comes charging out of the pen in the ninth, ready to kick ass, take names, and nail the batter with the steely eyes. Now, about this Tavarez as fifth starter thing -- fuck it, I can't even be too worried about that. Baseball in 10 days, people. Ten days!