Who put all this crap in my chocolate?

Today, I enjoyed the new Hershey's extra dark chocolate with cranberries, blueberries, and almonds. Now, first off, who are the ad wizards who came up with that name? It takes me longer to say than it does to eat. Wait, does that count as exercise? Because if you combine it with all the crap they're spouting about antioxidants, this makes this not a chocolate bar but something along the lines of compressed spinach. Whatever. I don't care what you say about antioxidants and flavanols, I want candy in my candy. Like a Symphony bar with toffee bits and almonds. Now, that's a candy bar.