I'm sensing a pattern here

Holiday? Vacation? Same result: I get sick. This Thanksgiving was no different, I just didn't get on the internet to bitch about it. But now here I am, in all my bitching glory. Because it's back. God forbid I should get sick once and that be the end of it. Oh, no. If my luck holds, I'll be sick all the way through Christmas. Deck the fucking halls, people. (Aren't you glad to see that illness does in no way affect my ability to swear like a sailor?)