I can't know about your man panties

For whatever reason, I cannot stand women's underwear that mimics men's. It's just ... wrong. Wrong! So when Jen mentioned that she thought Jennifer Love Hewitt's weird man panties were cute tonight, I just about lost it. Why? Why is there the weird pseudo flap there? It's totally unnecessary. Who wants that there? Why? Why would you want underwear that look like men's briefs? I don't understand. Really and truly, people, I don't understand. And I'm not talking boy shorts (though I don't understand those, either). I'm talking the weird boxer brief phenomenon. Whoever came up with this shit can rot in hell next to the fucker who created stiletto heels.