Sucker

It always starts out so innocently. "Jen, check the score on the Penn State game for me, would ya?" Orange Bowl, right? No problem. I don't watch college football. Penn State's up 7-0 ... wait, wait, he's running ... they can't catch him! Punt return for a touchdown! 87 yards, bitches! Florida is in it now. And so am I. Son of a bitch. How can I get sucked into almost any televised sporting event? It's a sickness, people. A sickness.