Poll

JenGarrett hasn't been able to get a decent night's sleep for the last three weeks. Why is this?

A. The great American novel is working itself out in her subconscious. She'll get a good night's sleep, and then wake up and write the whole thing in a day, so bitch can wait.
B. Two words: Alien probe.
C. BC has an 0-4 record in the ACC.
D. Inner demons 3, JenGarrett 0.
E. The Sox didn't win the World Series. The Pats aren't going to the Super Bowl. Her whole sense of world order has been destroyed. Who can sleep after that?

Please leave all answers, along with suggestions for how the fuck to fall asleep and stay asleep, in the comments. Thank you, and good night.