Now that the dining is over, it's time for some whining

Why is it that whenever I have more than two consecutive days off I get sick? Thanksgiving is my favorite freaking holiday (All you have to do is eat! It's glorious!), and I wake up Thursday morning with the Vadar voice. And I'm just getting worse. I was all set to curl up with the Pats game this afternoon, and f-ing Kansas City sucks whatever meager joy was left in my life. Where the fuck are the mashed potatoes?!