I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandeur

Son of a bitch, I missed the premiere of Gilmore Girls last night. I can't believe it. I knew I should have never canceled my subscription to TV Guide. I'm completely out of the loop. I have no idea what's going on it the world. I'm missing tons of quality television, and I don't even know it. I just had to print out the premiere schedule so I won't miss anything else -- like the premieres of Nip/Tuck and Lost next week.