Things are going great, and they're only getting better

Now, I know my vampire tendencies are well documented, but I can't take the sunshine we've been having. Whenever it's not snowing here, all of sudden, the sun has taken to shining. I'm not used to it. We've just had two months of endless night. In addition to my poor weakened eyes miserable attempts to readjust to something called "daylight," I've also got to deal with the glare off the snow. Don't think I don't know what this is all about. No, it's not spring. (That won't arrive until June, you fools!) It's Nature's way of making sure I've got lots of wrinkles just in time for my 30th birthday. I'm on to your game, bitch.