Last night I was at CVS picking up a few things, and I couldn't resist the massive display of Easter candy, so I grabbed two Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs, my favorite Easter candy ever. At least, that's what I thought I grabbed. When I got home and unwrapped the chocolate, peanut-buttery goodness, I discovered to my horror that I had purchased two white chocolate eggs. This was a tragedy of epic proportions. My mouth was all prepared. I wanted the peanut butter egg. It's vastly superior to the regular peanut butter cup. The chocolate shell is more melty and smooth, and the peanut butter is divine. But not this, this ... monstrosity. White chocolate is nasty. It's a crime against nature! It's not right! I struggled though my disappointment, cried my way through ER (why do I still watch this show?), and made amends today by picking up the real thing. It's every bit as good as I remembered from last Easter. This stuff is heaven on earth, people. I wonder if I could survive on nothing but peanut butter eggs for the rest of my life? Probably not as well as I could survive on only potatoes, but oh, what a way to go.
Seriously, people, if I got presents on Easter and peanut butter eggs, this would totally be my favorite holiday.
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