Pack it in

Jen has been plagued, as have many I'm sure, by the phenomenon of perfectly normal looking men wearing leather fanny packs. Why does this happen? Dear god, why? Now, Jen pretty much had me at "fanny pack," but I see her point here. Why would anyone in his right mind spend money on a leather fanny pack? Did he actually think it looked good? Does the leather make it more "manly"? I think not. Now, if you're going to use an innocent cowhide for your fashion, at least make it something cool. Like a coat. Or boots. Whatever. Don't waste it on a fanny pack, man! Also, don't wear a fanny pack, period. Either use a man purse, carry less crap, or get a girlfriend.