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Monday, August 18
My day so far
Friend: "What should we do tonight?"
Me: "I think drinking is in order."
Friend: "You're right. It's not Tuesday until I've puked under the table."
Me: "Sweetie, it's only Monday."
Friend: "See what I'm saying?"
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